Benny Hill Quotes, Sayings, Remarks, Thoughts and Speeches
Benny Hill Quotes and Sayings
- 1
Do unto others, then run.
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- 2
Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.
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- 3
I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: "Oh well," and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.
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- 4
I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.
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- 5
Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
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- 6
That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.
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- 7
The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.
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- 8
Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.
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