Benny Hill Quotes, Sayings, Remarks, Thoughts and Speeches

Benny Hill Quotes and Sayings

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    Do unto others, then run. Benny Hill | Refcard PDF
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    Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand. Benny Hill | Refcard PDF
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    I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: "Oh well," and I went back to smoking again, and that was better. Benny Hill | Refcard PDF
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    I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be. Benny Hill | Refcard PDF
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    Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect. Benny Hill | Refcard PDF
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    That's what show business is, sincere insincerity. Benny Hill | Refcard PDF
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    The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb. Benny Hill | Refcard PDF
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    Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe. Benny Hill | Refcard PDF






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