The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.
-- Benny Hill
   
Benny Hill   Name:
Benny Hill
Type:
Comedian
Nationality:
English
Birth:
January 21, 1924
Death:
April 20, 1992
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