Bill Cosby Quotes, Sayings, Remarks, Thoughts and Speeches



Bill Cosby Quotes and Sayings


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    A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station. Bill Cosby | Refcard PDF
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    A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. Bill Cosby | Refcard PDF
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    Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. Bill Cosby | Refcard PDF
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    Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger. Bill Cosby | Refcard PDF
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    As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by "survival of the fittest." Bill Cosby | Refcard PDF
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    Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them. Bill Cosby | Refcard PDF
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    Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it. Bill Cosby | Refcard PDF
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    Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much. Bill Cosby | Refcard PDF
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    Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing. Bill Cosby | Refcard PDF
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    Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. Bill Cosby | Refcard PDF
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    Gray hair is God's graffiti. Bill Cosby | Refcard PDF
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    Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. Bill Cosby | Refcard PDF
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    Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. Bill Cosby | Refcard PDF
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    I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love, just those who've had luck with it and those who haven't. Bill Cosby | Refcard PDF
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    I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread. Bill Cosby | Refcard PDF
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    I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody. Bill Cosby | Refcard PDF
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    I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time. Bill Cosby | Refcard PDF
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    I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger. Bill Cosby | Refcard PDF
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    If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right. Bill Cosby | Refcard PDF
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    Immortality is a long shot, I admit. But somebody has to be first. Bill Cosby | Refcard PDF
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    In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure. Bill Cosby | Refcard PDF
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    It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful. Bill Cosby | Refcard PDF
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    Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. Bill Cosby | Refcard PDF
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    Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries. Bill Cosby | Refcard PDF
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    Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy. Bill Cosby | Refcard PDF
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    My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didn't because parenting can only be learned by people who have no children. Bill Cosby | Refcard PDF
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    No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal. Bill Cosby | Refcard PDF
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    Nothing I've ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children. Bill Cosby | Refcard PDF
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    Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes. Bill Cosby | Refcard PDF
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    Old is always fifteen years from now. Bill Cosby | Refcard PDF
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    Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet. Bill Cosby | Refcard PDF
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    People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what's bitter and move on. Bill Cosby | Refcard PDF
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    Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now that I have five children, my only hope is that they are all out of the house before I die. Bill Cosby | Refcard PDF
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    Raising children is an incredibly hard and risky business in which no cumulative wisdom is gained: each generation repeats the mistakes the previous one made. Bill Cosby | Refcard PDF
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    Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework. Bill Cosby | Refcard PDF
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    That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked. Bill Cosby | Refcard PDF
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    The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic. Bill Cosby | Refcard PDF
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    The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods. Bill Cosby | Refcard PDF
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    The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it. Bill Cosby | Refcard PDF
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    The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now. Bill Cosby | Refcard PDF
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    The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet. Bill Cosby | Refcard PDF
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    There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God. Bill Cosby | Refcard PDF
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    There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right. Bill Cosby | Refcard PDF
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    Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it. Bill Cosby | Refcard PDF
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    When you become senile, you won't know it. Bill Cosby | Refcard PDF
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    Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice. Bill Cosby | Refcard PDF
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    You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it. Bill Cosby | Refcard PDF
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    You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any. Bill Cosby | Refcard PDF

 

  

  

 

  

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