Jerry Lewis Quotes, Sayings, Remarks, Thoughts and Speeches
Jerry Lewis Quotes and Sayings
- 1
A woman doing comedy doesn't offend me, but sets me back a bit. I, as a viewer, have trouble with it. I think of her as a producing machine that brings babies in the world.
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- 2
Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.
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- 3
I am probably the most selfish man you will ever meet in your life. No one gets the satisfaction or the joy that I get out of seeing kids realize there is hope.
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- 4
I get paid for what most kids get punished for.
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- 5
I've had great success being a total idiot.
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- 6
People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius.
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- 7
Pity? You don't want to be pitied because you're a cripple in a wheelchair? Stay in your house!
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- 8
We're leaving the House to people who either were born with a silver spoon in their mouth... or couldn't get better jobs in the first place.
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- 9
When I was onstage doing the work, adrenaline killed the pain because I never hurt in front of an audience.
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