Tommy Cooper: So he said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library.' I thought 'That's a turn-up for the books.'

So he said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library.' I thought 'That's a turn-up for the books.'


		Name: Tommy Cooper Type: Comedian Nationality: British Birth: March 19, 1921 Death: April 15, 1984

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