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waite Quotes and Quotations
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I mean, I've had bartenders and waiters and waitresses make a comment about a joke of mine, like pointing out some sort of logic error or something that I've never even thought about, and they're right. Todd Barry | top
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Why can't teachers end up owning schools, the way waiters can open their own restaurants? Peter Brimelow | top
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I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.' Tommy Cooper | top
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I think that I could have been take apart if the bear market continued, but I waited three years before I felt the bear market was over and I was right. Jim Cramer | top
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With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me. Rodney Dangerfield | top
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I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.' Phyllis Diller | top
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I waited with a beeper for a year and 10 months to get that gift. Shelley Fabares | top
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The man in gray decided to take the Glen Suite of diamonds at midnight. Provided they were still in the apartment safe and the occupants away. This he needed to know. So he watched and he waited. At half past seven he was rewarded. Frederick Forsyth | top
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When I talk about my husband, I feel as if people roll their eyes. It's like when you're 16 and order a martini, and the waiter says, 'Do you think I'm stupid?'. They can't grasp that I'm old enough to be married. Megan Fox | top
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Being a teen idol is what I've waited for my whole life. Sarah Michelle Gellar | top
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I waited and worked, and watched the inferior exalted for nearly thirty years; and when recognition came at last, it was too late to alter events, or to make a difference in living. Ellen Glasgow | top
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Last, in restaurants you spend a lot of time dealing with people who are very unhappy. Soup has been spilled on their laps, they've waited 10 minutes to get their check so they can leave, and you learn how to listen, I think, in a much more proactive way than government does. John Hickenlooper | top
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I suppose that if I could have quit, I would have, because in those days I never wanted to be an actress, the acting was something to do while I waited for a chance to study writing and directing. But I guess I was just meant to be an actress. Because, here I am. Judy Holliday | top
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Epitaph for a dead waiter - God finally caught his eye. George S. Kaufman | top
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If I waited for inspiration every time I sat down to write a song I probably would be a plumber today. Barry Mann | top
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It was a bright, clear afternoon in the late fall that pretty Miss Cable drove up in her trap and waited at the curb for her father to come forth from his office in one of Chicago's tallest buildings. George Barr McCutcheon | top
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The British tourist is always happy abroad as long as the natives are waiters. Robert Morley | top
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The time I had waited probably made the difference between success and failure. Anna Neagle | top
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Nothing would be done at all if one waited until one could do it so well that no one could find fault with it. John Henry Newman | top
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Working-class Americans have waited too long, close to a decade in fact, for an increase in the minimum wage. This has been the second longest period without a pay raise since the Federal minimum wage law was first enacted in 1938. Bill Pascrell | top
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We waited until we perfected the dog food, and then we worked on the cat food. Even though it's not going through the roof the way the dog food is, I think it will catch on eventually. Dick Van Patten | top
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When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. Andy Rooney | top
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If I waited till I felt like writing, I'd never write at all. Anne Tyler | top
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The good fighters of old first put themselves beyond the possibility of defeat, and then waited for an opportunity of defeating the enemy. Sun Tzu | top
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On one hand, it seems like I've waited a long time for this. Karrie Webb | top