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toast Quotes and Quotations
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That includes not cutting down the rain forest, and stop polluting the ocean because once we kill the coral reefs and the rain forest, this earth is toast. Michael Berryman | top
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I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up. Dane Cook | top
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Long lives aren't natural. We forget that senior citizens are as much an invention as toasters or penicillin. Doug Coupland | top
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I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. Rodney Dangerfield | top
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I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. Rodney Dangerfield | top
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With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me. Rodney Dangerfield | top
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If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster. Clint Eastwood | top
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Thanksgiving is nothing but a toast to genocide. Stephen Evans | top
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There is a bright spot or two for the Spaniards. French toast has become freedom toast on the Air Force One breakfast menu, but the Spanish omelet is still a Spanish omelet. Suzanne Fields | top
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We used to wash our hair in buckets and survive on toasted sandwiches, chocolates and soup. Joan Greenwood | top
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Television is like the American toaster, you push the button and the same thing pops up everytime. Alfred Hitchcock | top
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Never put a sock in a toaster. Eddie Izzard | top
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I cast my bread on the waters long ago. Now it's time for you to send it back to me - toasted and buttered on both sides. Jesse Jackson | top
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The duty of a toastmaster is to be so dull that the succeeding speakers will appear brilliant by contrast. Clarence Budington Kelland | top
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I have avoided becoming stale by putting a little water on the plate, lying on the plate, and having myself refreshed in a toaster oven for 23 minutes once every month. Dean Koontz | top
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I became the toast of London. A lot of people I met came from these really decadent families where the married men were gay and no one thought anything about it. Robert Mapplethorpe | top
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I love my lifestyle now, but at the end of nine months, you're toast. You are toast. It's like running a marathon. You can't think while you're doing it. Especially when different directors come in who are not part of the posse, the circle. Christopher Meloni | top
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I've never cooked. I can't do much more in the kitchen than make a cup of tea and some toast. Ethel Merman | top
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We toast the Lisp programmer who pens his thoughts within nests of parentheses. Alan Perlis | top
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I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. Joan Rivers | top
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Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her. Helen Rowland | top
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So in our pride we ordered for breakfast an omelet, toast and coffee and what has just arrived is a tomato salad with onions, a dish of pickles, a big slice of watermelon and two bottles of cream soda. John Steinbeck | top
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The relationship of the toastmaster to speaker should be the same as that of the fan to the fan dancer. It should call attention to the subject without making any particular effort to cover it. Adlai E. Stevenson | top
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They don't need a lawyer, they need a toastmaster. Edward Bennett Williams | top
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I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. Steven Wright | top
