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jackass Quotes and Quotations
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Jackass: The Movie is great. I think it's in the tradition of physical comedy, which I'm really interested in. Its relationship to gravity, and how gravity acts on the body. Matthew Barney | top
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Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything. Paris Hilton | top
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Any jackass can kick down a barn but it takes a good carpenter to build one. Lyndon B. Johnson | top
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Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but to stand there and take it. Lyndon B. Johnson | top
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I once told Nixon that the Presidency is like being a jackass caught in a hail storm. You've got to just stand there and take it. Lyndon B. Johnson | top
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To me all men are equal: there are jackasses everywhere, and I have the same contempt for them all. Karl Kraus | top
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Democracy is also a form of worship. It is the worship of Jackals by Jackasses. H. L. Mencken | top
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When you call upon a Thoroughbred, he gives you all the speed, strength of heart and sinew in him. When you call on a jackass, he kicks. Patricia Neal | top
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A jackass can kick a barn down, but it takes a carpenter to build one. Sam Rayburn | top
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Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one. Sam Rayburn | top
