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humor Quotes and Quotations
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If a dog doesn't put you first where are you both? In what relation? A dog needs God. It lives by your glances, your wishes. It even shares your humor. This happens about the fifth year. If it doesn't happen you are only keeping an animal. Enid Bagnold | top
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If I ever have sex with someone I might be able to develop a sense of humor. Kate Beckinsale | top
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True humor springs not more from the head than from the heart. It is not contempt; its essence is love. It issues not in laughter, but in still smiles, which lie far deeper. Thomas Carlyle | top
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I think it would be hard to go the distance in this business without a sense of humor. Patricia Clarkson | top
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Lesbian humor isn't trying to sell anything, it doesn't have to sell out. Coming out as a lesbian onstage is still a very political act; if it weren't, more women would do it. Kate Clinton | top
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The love of truth lies at the root of much humor. Robertson Davies | top
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A woman has to be intelligent, have charm, a sense of humor, and be kind. It's the same qualities I require from a man. Catherine Deneuve | top
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A wise parent humors the desire for independent action, so as to become the friend and advisor when his absolute rule shall cease. Elizabeth Gaskell | top
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We're starting to push the envelope in terms of the expectations, and you can also have your own style, personality and sense of humor, because now we're allowed to. Lisa Guerrero | top
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I don't like jokes in speeches. I do like wit and humor. A joke is to humor what pornography is to erotic language in a good novel. James Humes | top
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You know, I'm Australian, and we have got the worst sense of humor. We are cruel to each other. Steve Irwin | top
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And it really pisses Peter and Micky off when I get onto one of those tangents where I start to do humor. Davy Jones | top
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You may not like the humor, but that is why every radio has an on-off button. Mel Karmazin | top
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And I would be the first to admit that probably, in a lot of press conferences over the time that I have been in coaching, indulging my own sense of humor at press conferences has not been greatly to my benefit. Bobby Knight | top
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People with no humor, they're outta my life. Patti LaBelle | top
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Humor has always been important to me. If there is a shield of faith that you can keep up against difficulties, humor is the Teflon coating. Laurel Lee | top
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Don't wish me happiness - I don't expect to be happy it's gotten beyond that, somehow. Wish me courage and strength and a sense of humor - I will need them all. Anne Morrow Lindbergh | top
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Academics tend to have wonderfully infantile senses of humor. John Lithgow | top
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I can imagine no more comfortable frame of mind for the conduct of life than a humorous resignation. W. Somerset Maugham | top
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A good actor is someone who knows how to take the part and make it real and make it honest and be effective in it. If it's in a funny movie and, as long as they are cast in an appropriate way, humor will come from it. Ivan Reitman | top
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I'm not for gratuitous nudity, but if there's humor, I don't have a problem. Rebecca Romijn | top
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Cynicism is humor in ill health. H. G. Wells | top
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The man with the real sense of humor is the man who can put himself in the spectator's place and laugh at his own misfortune. Bert Williams | top
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I regard the writing of humor as a supreme artistic challenge. Herman Wouk | top
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He was just trying to tease me - I knew that later - but he said he'd have to leave because it wasn't fair to have anyone in the room who was going to make fun of what he had to say. He had a good sense of humor, really. Fay Wray | top
