I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.'
-- Tommy Cooper
   
Tommy Cooper   Name:
Tommy Cooper
Type:
Comedian
Nationality:
British
Birth:
March 19, 1921
Death:
April 15, 1984
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