Steve Allen Quotes, Sayings, Remarks, Thoughts and Speeches



Steve Allen Quotes and Sayings


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    Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar. Steve Allen | Refcard PDF
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    Dark energy is perhaps the biggest mystery in physics. Steve Allen | Refcard PDF
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    Humor is a social lubricant that helps us get over some of the bad spots. Steve Allen | Refcard PDF
  • 4
    I used to be a heavy gambler. But now I just make mental bets. That's how I lost my mind. Steve Allen | Refcard PDF
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    If the Old Testament were a reliable guide in the matter of capital punishment, half the people in the United States would have to be killed tomorrow. Steve Allen | Refcard PDF
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    If there is a God, the phrase that must disgust him is - holy war. Steve Allen | Refcard PDF
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    In a rational society we would want our presidents to be teachers. In our actual society we insist they be cheerleaders. Steve Allen | Refcard PDF
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    One of the nice things about problems is that a good many of them do not exist except in our imaginations. Steve Allen | Refcard PDF
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    Ours is a government of checks and balances. The Mafia and crooked businessmen make out checks, and the politicians and other compromised officials improve their bank balances. Steve Allen | Refcard PDF
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    The hair is real - it's the head that's a fake. Steve Allen | Refcard PDF
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    Totalitarianism is patriotism institutionalized. Steve Allen | Refcard PDF

 

  

  

 

  

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