Sam Kinison Quotes, Sayings, Remarks, Thoughts and Speeches

Sam Kinison Quotes and Sayings

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    Folks, I've been straight for seventeen days... Not all in a row. Sam Kinison | Refcard PDF
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    I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. Sam Kinison | Refcard PDF
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    I guess they're tough jokes. But there's lots of things you either laugh or cry at. And you just can't cry. Sam Kinison | Refcard PDF
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    In the last couple of years, I guess I've spent six figures on clothes. I figure I spend a lot of time shopping. Eight to ten days a month, I go out and buy. Yeah, I guess you could say that I'm a real clothes whore. Sam Kinison | Refcard PDF
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    It was like going to church, except Ozzy Osbourne was there. Sam Kinison | Refcard PDF
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    Jim Bakker. He's lost everything, he's ruined. And the worst thing of all he still has to wake up to her! Sam Kinison | Refcard PDF
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    There's no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out. Sam Kinison | Refcard PDF






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