The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.
-- Ronnie Barker
   
Ronnie Barker   Name:
Ronnie Barker
Type:
Comedian
Nationality:
English
Birth:
September 25, 1929
Death:
October 3, 2005
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