With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
-- Rodney Dangerfield
   
Rodney Dangerfield   Name:
Rodney Dangerfield
Type:
Comedian
Nationality:
American
Birth:
November 22, 1921
Death:
October 5, 2004
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