My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.
-- Rodney Dangerfield
   
Rodney Dangerfield   Name:
Rodney Dangerfield
Type:
Comedian
Nationality:
American
Birth:
November 22, 1921
Death:
October 5, 2004
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