Paul Lynde Quotes, Sayings, Remarks, Thoughts and Speeches



Paul Lynde Quotes and Sayings


  • 1
    A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world. Paul Lynde | Refcard PDF
  • 2
    A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it can be the coldest place in the world. Paul Lynde | Refcard PDF
  • 3
    An actor shouldn't undergo psychoanalysis, because there are a lot of things you're better off not knowing. Paul Lynde | Refcard PDF
  • 4
    Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable. Paul Lynde | Refcard PDF
  • 5
    Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household. Paul Lynde | Refcard PDF
  • 6
    I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery. Paul Lynde | Refcard PDF
  • 7
    I don't always prepare such rich meals. Sometimes I'll just serve a simple quiche, salad and dessert for dinner. During the week I try to eat lightly. Paul Lynde | Refcard PDF
  • 8
    I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me. Paul Lynde | Refcard PDF
  • 9
    I don't understand why people don't remember my name. Paul Lynde | Refcard PDF
  • 10
    I feel now it's useless to keep hoping. The way things are today, we live in a world that needs laughter, and I've decided if I can make people laugh, I'm making a more important contribution. Paul Lynde | Refcard PDF
  • 11
    I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185. Paul Lynde | Refcard PDF
  • 12
    I have this beautiful antique silver wine decanter that I bought at an auction. I always pour wine from that. Paul Lynde | Refcard PDF
  • 13
    I laughed all the way through Love Story. Paul Lynde | Refcard PDF
  • 14
    I may find something that looks interesting and then go on to alter the recipe by adding spices, things of my own. I also look for time-saving recipes, dishes that can be prepared ahead and stored. Paul Lynde | Refcard PDF
  • 15
    I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never take just water. Instead, I'll have maybe six glasses of vegetable and fruit juices a day. Paul Lynde | Refcard PDF
  • 16
    I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church. Paul Lynde | Refcard PDF
  • 17
    I think basically an actor is a salesman. Paul Lynde | Refcard PDF
  • 18
    I was obsessed with being rich and famous. Paul Lynde | Refcard PDF
  • 19
    I wish I had the nerve not to tip. Paul Lynde | Refcard PDF
  • 20
    I'm Liberace without a piano. Paul Lynde | Refcard PDF
  • 21
    If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death. Paul Lynde | Refcard PDF
  • 22
    If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic. Paul Lynde | Refcard PDF
  • 23
    If I'm not working, I don't know what to do. Paul Lynde | Refcard PDF
  • 24
    It was the worst moment of my life. The producer came up and talked me back into going on stage. Paul Lynde | Refcard PDF
  • 25
    Learning lines is on my mind until I do know them. I'll read the paper or paint the house to keep from starting to memorize. I've never found an easy way. Paul Lynde | Refcard PDF
  • 26
    Mothers don't want to pinch me or put me in their purse. Paul Lynde | Refcard PDF
  • 27
    My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust to sell as well as he could. I was proud of that. Paul Lynde | Refcard PDF
  • 28
    My father was adamant in his disapproval of my interest in show business. Paul Lynde | Refcard PDF
  • 29
    My following is straight. I'm so glad. Paul Lynde | Refcard PDF
  • 30
    My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I can tell instantly if it's not clean-and I like it clean enough to be able to eat off the floors-or the tables, for that matter. Paul Lynde | Refcard PDF
  • 31
    My sisters said, Why do you make those faces? You make yourself so ugly. Paul Lynde | Refcard PDF
  • 32
    My table seats eight, so that's my maximum. Having a small number of guests is the only way to generate good conversation. Besides, your whole house doesn't get wrecked that way. Paul Lynde | Refcard PDF
  • 33
    Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're so awful, they're really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics. Paul Lynde | Refcard PDF
  • 34
    Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate! Paul Lynde | Refcard PDF
  • 35
    Someday I'm going to go onstage in a dress if I want to. Paul Lynde | Refcard PDF
  • 36
    The dining room in my old house was truly magnificent, but by far the worst room for conversation. I'd get up from the table, a very long table, and somebody would always say, Paul, I never got to talk to you. Paul Lynde | Refcard PDF
  • 37
    The doctor's name was Sylvia. I told her she'd have a problem with me because Sylvia was my mother's name. Paul Lynde | Refcard PDF
  • 38
    The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a belt. Paul Lynde | Refcard PDF
  • 39
    When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed with people who said they were broke when they had five dollars. Paul Lynde | Refcard PDF

 

  

  

 

  

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