The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it.
-- P. J. O'Rourke
   
P. J. O'Rourke   Name:
P. J. O'Rourke
Type:
Comedian
Nationality:
American
Birth:
November 14, 1947
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