After all, what is your host's purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they'd have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi.
-- P. J. O'Rourke
   
P. J. O'Rourke   Name:
P. J. O'Rourke
Type:
Comedian
Nationality:
American
Birth:
November 14, 1947
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