Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
-- Ogden Nash
   
Ogden Nash   Name:
Ogden Nash
Type:
Poet
Nationality:
American
Birth:
August 19, 1902
Death:
May 19, 1971
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