You know I've got a chum, a smashing mate, he's got a dog with no legs, and he calls it a cigarette. It's true, yeah, because at nighttime he has to take it out for a drag.
-- Norman Wisdom
   
Norman Wisdom   Name:
Norman Wisdom
Type:
Comedian
Nationality:
English
Birth:
February 4, 1915
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