You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into schools the regular way. As a matter of fact, it was my SAT scores that led me into my present vocation in life, comedy.
-- Neil Simon
   
Neil Simon   Name:
Neil Simon
Type:
Playwright
Nationality:
American
Birth:
July 4, 1927
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