Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down.
-- Mitch Hedberg
   
Mitch Hedberg   Name:
Mitch Hedberg
Type:
Comedian
Nationality:
American
Birth:
February 24, 1968
Death:
March 30, 2005
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