People teach their dogs to sit; it's a trick. I've been sitting my whole life, and a dog has never looked at me as though he thought I was tricky.
-- Mitch Hedberg
   
Mitch Hedberg   Name:
Mitch Hedberg
Type:
Comedian
Nationality:
American
Birth:
February 24, 1968
Death:
March 30, 2005
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