I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
-- Mitch Hedberg
   
Mitch Hedberg   Name:
Mitch Hedberg
Type:
Comedian
Nationality:
American
Birth:
February 24, 1968
Death:
March 30, 2005
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