Les Dawson Quotes, Sayings, Remarks, Thoughts and Speeches
Les Dawson Quotes and Sayings
- 1
I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps.
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- 2
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'
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- 3
I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.
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- 4
Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finish up.
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- 5
My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
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