Les Dawson Quotes, Sayings, Remarks, Thoughts and Speeches



Les Dawson Quotes and Sayings

Les Dawson Quotes, Quotations, Sayings, Remarks and Thoughts
Name:
Les Dawson (random)
Books & Videos:
Les Dawson Books & Videos
Type:
Comedian
Nationality:
English
Birth Date / Year:
February 2, 1933
Death Date / Year:
June 10, 1993
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    I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps. Les Dawson | Refcard PDF
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    I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.' Les Dawson | Refcard PDF
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    I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own. Les Dawson | Refcard PDF
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    Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finish up. Les Dawson | Refcard PDF
  • 5
    My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects. Les Dawson | Refcard PDF

 

  

  

 

  

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