I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough.
-- Kinky Friedman
   
Kinky Friedman   Name:
Kinky Friedman
Type:
Musician
Nationality:
American
Birth:
November 1, 1944
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