One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear.
-- J. B. Morton
   
J. B. Morton   Name:
J. B. Morton
Type:
Writer
Nationality:
English
Birth:
June 7, 1893
Death:
May 10, 1979
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