I was too old for a paper route, too young for Social Security and too tired for an affair.
-- Erma Bombeck
   
Erma Bombeck   Name:
Erma Bombeck
Type:
Journalist
Nationality:
American
Birth:
February 21, 1927
Death:
April 22, 1996
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