I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky, but there wasn't any gum under any of them.
-- Emo Philips
   
Emo Philips   Name:
Emo Philips
Type:
Comedian
Nationality:
American
Birth:
February 7, 1956
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