I have no qualifications to do anything else and there weren't any formal application forms you had to fill in for stand-up, so I thought I'd give that a twist.
-- Dylan Moran
   
Dylan Moran   Name:
Dylan Moran
Type:
Comedian
Nationality:
Irish
Birth:
November 3, 1971
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