You try various things when you're growing up. I was an attache in the Foreign Service for a while and then I drove a bulldozer, but neither of those panned out for me so it had to be stand-up.
-- Dylan Moran
   
Dylan Moran   Name:
Dylan Moran
Type:
Comedian
Nationality:
Irish
Birth:
November 3, 1971
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