The big debate right now is if Saddam is alive or dead. He's dead, then he's alive, then dead, then alive. It's just confusing. Today they showed videotape, and Saddam was speaking at his own funeral.
-- David Letterman
   
David Letterman   Name:
David Letterman
Type:
Comedian
Nationality:
American
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