I once knew a chap who had a system of just hanging the baby on the clothes line to dry and he was greatly admired by his fellow citizens for having discovered a wonderful innovation on changing a diaper.
-- Damon Runyon
   
Damon Runyon   Name:
Damon Runyon
Type:
Journalist
Nationality:
American
Birth:
October 4, 1880
Death:
December 10, 1946
https://www.nutquote.com/quote/Damon_Runyon