Chris Rock Quotes, Sayings, Remarks, Thoughts and Speeches



Chris Rock Quotes and Sayings


  • 1
    A man is only as faithful as his options. Chris Rock | Refcard PDF
  • 2
    A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House. Chris Rock | Refcard PDF
  • 3
    Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four. Chris Rock | Refcard PDF
  • 4
    Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special. Chris Rock | Refcard PDF
  • 5
    Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to. Chris Rock | Refcard PDF
  • 6
    Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing. Chris Rock | Refcard PDF
  • 7
    Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else. Chris Rock | Refcard PDF
  • 8
    George Bush hates midgets. Chris Rock | Refcard PDF
  • 9
    Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders. Chris Rock | Refcard PDF
  • 10
    I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity. Chris Rock | Refcard PDF
  • 11
    I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot. Chris Rock | Refcard PDF
  • 12
    I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson. Chris Rock | Refcard PDF
  • 13
    If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near fourty. Chris Rock | Refcard PDF
  • 14
    Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them. Chris Rock | Refcard PDF
  • 15
    School shootings were invented by blacks... and stolen by the white man. Chris Rock | Refcard PDF
  • 16
    There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. Chris Rock | Refcard PDF
  • 17
    Welcome to the 77th and last Oscars. Chris Rock | Refcard PDF
  • 18
    Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest! Chris Rock | Refcard PDF
  • 19
    Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know? Chris Rock | Refcard PDF
  • 20
    You don't pay taxes - they take taxes. Chris Rock | Refcard PDF

 

  

  

 

  

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