Chevy Chase Quotes, Sayings, Remarks, Thoughts and Speeches



Chevy Chase Quotes and Sayings


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    A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. Chevy Chase | Refcard PDF
  • 2
    All my children inherited perfect pitch. Chevy Chase | Refcard PDF
  • 3
    Anyone who wants to run has to be a Jimmy Swaggart, minus the default. Chevy Chase | Refcard PDF
  • 4
    Every Vacation movie didn't just make the studio money. They each made the studio a lot of money. Chevy Chase | Refcard PDF
  • 5
    I don't know if my looks will ever get any better, but my pratfalls sure won't. Chevy Chase | Refcard PDF
  • 6
    I have three daughters. I wanted them to be raised where there are real seasons and where everyone their age wasn't trying to get into movies. Chevy Chase | Refcard PDF
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    I just went into this business for laughs. I guess I don't mind being an actor so much now. Chevy Chase | Refcard PDF
  • 8
    I learned a lot about handling fans from established stars. Chevy Chase | Refcard PDF
  • 9
    I made about 28 movies, and I think about five of them were good. Chevy Chase | Refcard PDF
  • 10
    I tell the person I won't take a picture or sign the autograph, but I will shake their hand. That kind of personal touch is all they're really seeking. Chevy Chase | Refcard PDF
  • 11
    I think the Clintons are brilliant. I've never met a person as intelligent as Bill, and I think Hillary is right up there with him. They're too smart for Washington. Chevy Chase | Refcard PDF
  • 12
    I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having an attitude problem. Chevy Chase | Refcard PDF
  • 13
    I watched every single Charlie Chaplin film. Chevy Chase | Refcard PDF
  • 14
    I'm Chevy Chase, and you're not. Chevy Chase | Refcard PDF
  • 15
    If you're in the White House, it's your house, and you can invite whatever friend you want. Chevy Chase | Refcard PDF
  • 16
    It took me 20 years of making movies to learn how to do it. Chevy Chase | Refcard PDF
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    It's never a good idea for a celebrity to sign autographs or take pictures if a crowd is gathering. Chevy Chase | Refcard PDF
  • 18
    Last good pratfall I did, I broke bones in both hands. I still feel it when people shake my hand. Chevy Chase | Refcard PDF
  • 19
    Most of the films I've done were ruined in the postproduction, not during filming. Chevy Chase | Refcard PDF
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    Once I got married and had kids, I moved away from romantic roles, because it seemed wrong to have my 3-year-old wondering why Daddy was kissing someone else. Chevy Chase | Refcard PDF
  • 21
    Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish. Chevy Chase | Refcard PDF
  • 22
    Some Harvard guy said that acid would open our minds, pot wouldn't hurt us, and cocaine was benign. Chevy Chase | Refcard PDF
  • 23
    Television doesn't make stars. It's the written media, the press, that makes stars. Chevy Chase | Refcard PDF
  • 24
    The best comedy I ever did was when people didn't know who I was. Chevy Chase | Refcard PDF
  • 25
    The fact was, Ford kept stumbling around. I didn't want him in the White House. I wanted Carter in, and I had a forum of 20 million people watching. Chevy Chase | Refcard PDF
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    The first thing that happens is that you're overwhelmed by so much attention. It's just so unnatural. Only people who've been in that position can realize what it's like. I mean, you have to be there. Chevy Chase | Refcard PDF
  • 27
    There are very few solid family films. A lot of the writing is awful. Chevy Chase | Refcard PDF
  • 28
    They can't make any of these talented young actors Fletch. You might as well make a movie called Chevy Chase. Chevy Chase | Refcard PDF
  • 29
    We never could have performed live for an hour and a half every week if we were doing drugs. Chevy Chase | Refcard PDF
  • 30
    With Clinton, there's no question that I would have made fun of his out-and-out lying. But he's also a good friend. Chevy Chase | Refcard PDF
  • 31
    You may have read that I went to M.I.T. In 1982 I filled out a Who's Who survey with joking responses, and they never bothered to check the facts. Chevy Chase | Refcard PDF

 

  

  

 

  

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