Bob Hope Quotes, Sayings, Remarks, Thoughts and Speeches



Bob Hope Quotes and Sayings

Bob Hope Quotes, Quotations, Sayings, Remarks and Thoughts
Name:
Bob Hope (random)
Books & Videos:
Bob Hope Books & Videos
Type:
Comedian
Nationality:
American
Birth Date / Year:
May 29, 1903
Death Date / Year:
July 27, 2003
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  • 1
    A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. Bob Hope | Refcard PDF
  • 2
    A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. Bob Hope | Refcard PDF
  • 3
    A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? Bob Hope | Refcard PDF
  • 4
    Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong. Bob Hope | Refcard PDF
  • 5
    I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality. Bob Hope | Refcard PDF
  • 6
    I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap. Bob Hope | Refcard PDF
  • 7
    I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. Bob Hope | Refcard PDF
  • 8
    I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. Bob Hope | Refcard PDF
  • 9
    I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful. Bob Hope | Refcard PDF
  • 10
    I have too much money invested in sweaters. Bob Hope | Refcard PDF
  • 11
    I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar! Bob Hope | Refcard PDF
  • 12
    I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. Bob Hope | Refcard PDF
  • 13
    I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there. Bob Hope | Refcard PDF
  • 14
    If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it. Bob Hope | Refcard PDF
  • 15
    If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble. Bob Hope | Refcard PDF
  • 16
    If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. Bob Hope | Refcard PDF
  • 17
    Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued. Bob Hope | Refcard PDF
  • 18
    Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. Bob Hope | Refcard PDF
  • 19
    People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy. Bob Hope | Refcard PDF
  • 20
    She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction. Bob Hope | Refcard PDF
  • 21
    The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off. Bob Hope | Refcard PDF
  • 22
    The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. Bob Hope | Refcard PDF
  • 23
    The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. Bob Hope | Refcard PDF
  • 24
    They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood. Bob Hope | Refcard PDF
  • 25
    When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. Bob Hope | Refcard PDF
  • 26
    When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in. Bob Hope | Refcard PDF
  • 27
    When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness. Bob Hope | Refcard PDF
  • 28
    You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Bob Hope | Refcard PDF
  • 29
    You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it. Bob Hope | Refcard PDF
  • 30
    You've got to be rich to have a swing like that. Bob Hope | Refcard PDF

 

  

  

 

  

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