This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security.
-- Art Buchwald
   
Art Buchwald   Name:
Art Buchwald
Type:
Journalist
Nationality:
American
Birth:
October 20, 1925
Death:
January 17, 2007
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