Pet Quotes, Quotations, Sayings and Remarks



Pet Quotes and Sayings

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  • As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind. Cleveland Amory
  • Dogs are my favorite people. Richard Dean Anderson
  • Showing cats is addictive. All you need is one rosette and you're hooked. Donna Andrews
  • A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better. Norman Ralph Augustine
  • The dog is the god of frolic. Henry Ward Beecher
  • A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. Robert Benchley
  • Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other. Robert Benchley
  • Only very brave mouse makes nest in cat's ear. Earl Derr Biggers
  • A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. Josh Billings
  • Kittens are wide-eyed, soft and sweet. With needles in their jaws and feet. Pam Brown
  • Like all pure creatures, cats are practical. William S. Burroughs
  • Cats don't like change without their consent. Roger Caras
  • Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. Roger Caras
  • Every dog has his day, unless he loses his tail, then he has a weak-end. June Carter
  • I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. Winston Churchill
  • I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul. Jean Cocteau
  • Just watching my cats can make me happy. Paula Cole
  • A happy arrangement: many people prefer cats to other people, and many cats prefer people to other cats. Mason Cooley
  • Cats are inquisitive, but hate to admit it. Mason Cooley
  • I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night. Marie Corelli
  • If cats were double the size they are now, they'd probably be illegal. Doug Coupland
  • There's a saying. If you want someone to love you forever, buy a dog, feed it and keep it around. Dick Dale
  • I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days. Bill Dana
  • I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it. Rodney Dangerfield
  • What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm. Rodney Dangerfield
  • Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them. Jim Davis
  • There's just me and my wife and a dog and we feed him Healthy Choice also. Mike Ditka
  • Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails. Max Eastman
  • What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. Dwight D. Eisenhower
  • Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions; they pass no criticisms. George Eliot
  • Time spent with cats is never wasted. Sigmund Freud
  • Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail. Kinky Friedman
  • Kittens can happen to anyone. Paul Gallico
  • The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs. Charles de Gaulle
  • Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties. W. L. George
  • I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish. Lefty Gomez
  • Many cats are the death of the mouse. Kaspar Hauser
  • Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. Robert A. Heinlein
  • Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings. Oliver Herford
  • Cats are connoisseurs of comfort. James Herriot
  • I have felt cats rubbing their faces against mine and touching my cheek with claws carefully sheathed. These things, to me, are expressions of love. James Herriot
  • The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. Bob Hope
  • No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish. Kin Hubbard
  • To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. Aldous Huxley
  • Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job. Franklin P. Jones
  • I used to love dogs until I discovered cats. Nafisa Joseph
  • Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose. Garrison Keillor
  • The world spends $40 billion a year on pet food. Nicholas D. Kristof
  • Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many different ailments, but I have never heard of one who suffered from insomnia. Joseph Wood Krutch
  • Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want. Joseph Wood Krutch
  • Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. Ann Landers
  • If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail. Fran Lebowitz
  • I've always been mad about cats. Vivien Leigh
  • I kind of imagine myself at eighty, a cat lady. Juliette Lewis
  • No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. Abraham Lincoln
  • I was a dog in a past life. Really. I'll be walking down the street and dogs will do a sort of double take. Like, Hey, I know him. William H. Macy
  • Cats have it all - admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it. Rod McKuen
  • I'm looking more like my dogs every day - it must be the shaggy fringe and the ears. Christine McVie
  • The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat. Ogden Nash
  • Perhaps it is because cats do not live by human patterns, do not fit themselves into prescribed behavior, that they are so united to creative people. Andre Norton
  • Never wear anything that panics the cat. P. J. O'Rourke
  • I love cats. Dick Van Patten
  • Never stand between a dog and the hydrant. John Peers
  • I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat. Edgar Allan Poe
  • The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer. Paula Poundstone
  • We have three cats. It's like having children, but there is no tuition involved. Ron Reagan
  • A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally stopping before it gets there. Agnes Repplier
  • It is impossible for a lover of cats to banish these alert, gentle, and discriminating friends, who give us just enough of their regard and complaisance to make us hunger for more. Agnes Repplier
  • It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking. Mickey Rivers
  • The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. Andy Rooney
  • Any man who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. Leo Rosten
  • Whether one eats a cat or not is a personal choice, and I don't want to sway anyone one way or another. But if you do, there is one obvious cooking tip: Always remember to remove the bell from the cat's collar before cooking. Mike Royko
  • I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. Rita Rudner
  • We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet. Rita Rudner
  • There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. Albert Schweitzer
  • Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs. Martha Scott
  • A kitten is in the animal world what a rosebud is in the garden. Robert Southey
  • People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. August Strindberg
  • I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. Hippolyte Taine
  • It's true, you can never eat a pet you name. And anyway, it would be like a ventriloquist eating his dummy. Alexander Theroux
  • I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through. Jules Verne
  • If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. Alfred North Whitehead
  • Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday. Thornton Wilder
  • There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. Bern Williams
  • If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience. Woodrow Wilson
  • I live alone, with cats, books, pictures, fresh vegetables to cook, the garden, the hens to feed. Jeanette Winterson
  • Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. Steven Wright
  • I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. Steven Wright
  • There are all sorts of cute puppy dogs, but it doesn't stop people from going out and buying Dobermans. Angus Young

 

  

  

 

  

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