Marriage Quotes and Sayings
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A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. Joey Adams
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In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. Robert Anderson
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A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. Honore de Balzac
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One should believe in marriage as in the immortality of the soul. Honore de Balzac
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The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin. Honore de Balzac
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The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less. Brendan Behan
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Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. Ambrose Bierce
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Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage. Ambrose Bierce
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Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two. Ambrose Bierce
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Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. Josh Billings
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I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all. Lord Byron
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Marriage is not about age; it's about finding the right person. Sophia Bush
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Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
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Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit. Billy Connolly
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Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. Irwin Corey
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I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he'd be dead within a year. Bette Davis
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It destroys one's nerves to be amiable every day to the same human being. Benjamin Disraeli
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No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
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Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences. Isadora Duncan
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Where there's marriage without love, there will be love without marriage. Benjamin Franklin
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It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. Robert Frost
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A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished. Zsa Zsa Gabor
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Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do. Zsa Zsa Gabor
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On rare occasions one does hear of a miraculous case of a married couple falling in love after marriage, but on close examination it will be found that it is a mere adjustment to the inevitable. Emma Goldman
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I've been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neither one would take the garbage out. Lee Grant
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Marriage, like money, is still with us; and, like money, progressively devalued. Robert Graves
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When a marriage works, nothing on earth can take its place. Helen Gahagan
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Sacha Guitry
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The Wedding March always reminds me of the music played when soldiers go into battle. Heinrich Heine
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If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married. Katharine Hepburn
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Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then. Katharine Hepburn
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Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake. Elbert Hubbard
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A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. Grace Hansen
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Never get married in the morning - you never know who you might meet that night. Paul Hornung
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All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble. Raymond Hull
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Only choose in marriage a man whom you would choose as a friend if he were a woman. Joseph Joubert
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Marriage is a mistake every man should make. George Jessel
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The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public. George Jessel
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Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left. Jean Kerr
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Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
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If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books. Alan King
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Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers. Alan King
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You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet. Alan King
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More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse. Doug Larson
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Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. Stephen Leacock
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? Groucho Marx
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Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. Groucho Marx
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A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. Mignon McLaughlin
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If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you'd have a hell of a lot of overlapping. Mignon McLaughlin
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When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. Prince Philip
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Love is often the fruit of marriage. Moliere
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Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him. Marilyn Monroe
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A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. Michel de Montaigne
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If there is such a thing as a good marriage, it is because it resembles friendship rather than love. Michel de Montaigne
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Marriage, a market which has nothing free but the entrance. Michel de Montaigne
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Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you. Jean Rostand
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A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted. Helen Rowland
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In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued. Helen Rowland
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It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying; it's separating himself from all the others. Helen Rowland
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When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one. Helen Rowland
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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Rita Rudner
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Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry. Rita Rudner
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Marriage - a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose. Beverley Nichols
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Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open. George Bernard Shaw
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My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates
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Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage". Herbert Spencer
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A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. John Steinbeck
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Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? Barbra Streisand
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A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. Paul Sweeney
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One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. Judith Viorst
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The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly. Peter De Vries
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The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character. Peter De Vries
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He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. Mae West
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Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution. Mae West
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How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. Oscar Wilde
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Marriage is a bribe to make the housekeeper think she's a householder. Thornton Wilder
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Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means. Henny Youngman
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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. Henny Youngman
