I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, 'Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours.' He said, 'Yes, but not in a row.'
-- Steven Wright
   
Steven Wright   Name:
Steven Wright
Type:
Comedian
Nationality:
American
Birth:
December 6, 1955
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