Spike Milligan Quotes, Sayings, Remarks, Thoughts and Speeches
Spike Milligan Quotes, Sayings, Remarks, Thoughts and Speeches
- 1
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
Spike Milligan | top
- 2
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Spike Milligan | top
- 3
And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
Spike Milligan | top
- 4
And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, and the earth brought forth grass and the Rastafarians smoked it.
Spike Milligan | top
- 5
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
Spike Milligan | top
- 6
Contraceptives should be used on all conceivable occasions.
Spike Milligan | top
- 7
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Spike Milligan | top
- 8
For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string.
Spike Milligan | top
- 9
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
Spike Milligan | top
- 10
I can speak Esperanto like a native.
Spike Milligan | top
- 11
I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
Spike Milligan | top
- 12
I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
Spike Milligan | top
- 13
I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.
Spike Milligan | top
- 14
I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
Spike Milligan | top
- 15
I'm a hero with coward's legs.
Spike Milligan | top
- 16
I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Spike Milligan | top
- 17
Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.
Spike Milligan | top
- 18
It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.
Spike Milligan | top
- 19
It's all in the mind, you know.
Spike Milligan | top
- 20
Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
Spike Milligan | top
- 21
Money couldn't buy friends, but you get a better class of enemy.
Spike Milligan | top
- 22
Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.
Spike Milligan | top
- 23
My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.
Spike Milligan | top
