Robert Orben Quotes, Sayings, Remarks, Thoughts and Speeches
Robert Orben Quotes and Sayings
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A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.
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A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.
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Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?
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Do your kids a favor - don't have any.
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Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success.
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Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
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Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
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Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet.
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I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.
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I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.
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If you can laugh together, you can work together.
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Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.
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In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh.
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Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.
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Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings.
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Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.
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Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!
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More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.
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Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.
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Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.
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Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
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Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.
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Quit worrying about your health. It will go away.
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Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral.
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Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'
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There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers.
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There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.
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Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.
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To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
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Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.
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What bothers me about TV is that it tends to take our minds off our minds.
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With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!
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