Robert Orben Quotes, Sayings, Remarks, Thoughts and Speeches



Robert Orben Quotes and Sayings


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    A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success. Robert Orben | Refcard PDF
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    A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in. Robert Orben | Refcard PDF
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    Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right? Robert Orben | Refcard PDF
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    Do your kids a favor - don't have any. Robert Orben | Refcard PDF
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    Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success. Robert Orben | Refcard PDF
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    Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. Robert Orben | Refcard PDF
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    Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. Robert Orben | Refcard PDF
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    Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet. Robert Orben | Refcard PDF
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    I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself. Robert Orben | Refcard PDF
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    I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. Robert Orben | Refcard PDF
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    If you can laugh together, you can work together. Robert Orben | Refcard PDF
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    Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian. Robert Orben | Refcard PDF
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    In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh. Robert Orben | Refcard PDF
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    Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price. Robert Orben | Refcard PDF
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    Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings. Robert Orben | Refcard PDF
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    Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards. Robert Orben | Refcard PDF
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    Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights! Robert Orben | Refcard PDF
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    More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments. Robert Orben | Refcard PDF
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    Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch. Robert Orben | Refcard PDF
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    Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected. Robert Orben | Refcard PDF
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    Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. Robert Orben | Refcard PDF
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    Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people. Robert Orben | Refcard PDF
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    Quit worrying about your health. It will go away. Robert Orben | Refcard PDF
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    Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral. Robert Orben | Refcard PDF
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    Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!' Robert Orben | Refcard PDF
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    There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers. Robert Orben | Refcard PDF
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    There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all. Robert Orben | Refcard PDF
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    Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator. Robert Orben | Refcard PDF
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    To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. Robert Orben | Refcard PDF
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    Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down. Robert Orben | Refcard PDF
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    What bothers me about TV is that it tends to take our minds off our minds. Robert Orben | Refcard PDF
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    With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal! Robert Orben | Refcard PDF

 

  

  

 

  

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