My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.'
-- Paula Poundstone
   
Paula Poundstone   Name:
Paula Poundstone
Type:
Comedian
Nationality:
American
Birth:
December 29, 1959
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