Mickey Rivers Quotes and Sayings
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He was lost out there. He was the lost Mohegan. Mickey Rivers | Refcard PDF ↑
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He's so ugly he should have to wear an oxygen mask. Mickey Rivers | Refcard PDF ↑
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He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul. Mickey Rivers | Refcard PDF ↑
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I don't get upset over things I can control, because if I can control them there's no sense in getting upset. And I don't get upset over things I can't control, because if I can't control them there's no sense in getting upset. Mickey Rivers | Refcard PDF ↑
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I felt alone out there, like I was on a desert island. I felt like Gilligan. Mickey Rivers | Refcard PDF ↑
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It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking. Mickey Rivers | Refcard PDF ↑
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Me and George and Billy are two of a kind. Mickey Rivers | Refcard PDF ↑
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My goals are to hit .300, score 100 runs, and stay injury-prone. Mickey Rivers | Refcard PDF ↑
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Pitching is 80% of the game and the other half is hitting and fielding. Mickey Rivers | Refcard PDF ↑
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The first thing you do when you get out to center field is put up your finger and check the wind chill factor. Mickey Rivers | Refcard PDF ↑
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These guys are so old they're eligible for meals on wheels. Mickey Rivers | Refcard PDF ↑
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We'll do all right if we can capitalize on our mistakes. Mickey Rivers | Refcard PDF ↑
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What was the name of that dog on 'Rin Tin Tin'? Mickey Rivers | Refcard PDF ↑