I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind.
-- Johnny Vegas
   
Johnny Vegas   Name:
Johnny Vegas
Type:
Comedian
Nationality:
British
Birth:
September 11, 1971
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