Jimmy Kimmel Quotes, Sayings, Remarks, Thoughts and Speeches
Jimmy Kimmel Quotes and Sayings
- 1
Almost every week, someone's mad at me.
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- 2
I don't know if we can call ourselves everyday Joes. I think Supermen is more appropriate. We're just trying to take back the medium we invented!
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- 3
I have like fifteen televisions in my house.
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- 4
I only get unusual ailments.
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- 5
I'm a creative consultant, whatever that means.
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- 6
I'm a terrible golfer.
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- 7
It's funny how all of this has worked out - I wasn't popular in high school, but now every drunken guy in the United States wants to be my pal. They all want to buy me a shot, and pretty soon I'm throwing up.
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That's my main flaw: I always think authority figures or my boss is going to think something I do is funny. And usually they don't.
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- 9
There's an air of mystery around the Masons, but the reality is that they're mostly a bunch of veterans getting drunk in a lodge that they've built to look like a temple. It's just a bunch of guys trying to get away from their wives.
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