For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life's list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors.
-- Jeff Foxworthy
   
Jeff Foxworthy   Name:
Jeff Foxworthy
Type:
Comedian
Nationality:
American
Birth:
September 6, 1958
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