I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
-- George Carlin
   
George Carlin   Name:
George Carlin
Type:
Comedian
Nationality:
American
Birth:
May 12, 1937
Death:
June 22, 2008
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