I was walking down fifth avenue today and I found a wallet, and I was gonna keep it, rather than return it, but I thought: well, if I lost a hundred and fifty dollars, how would I feel? And I realized I would want to be taught a lesson.
-- Emo Philips
   
Emo Philips   Name:
Emo Philips
Type:
Comedian
Nationality:
American
Birth:
February 7, 1956
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