I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
-- Emo Philips
   
Emo Philips   Name:
Emo Philips
Type:
Comedian
Nationality:
American
Birth:
February 7, 1956
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